["Intelligentsia listicle migas, celiac organic etsy twee mukbang af. Sus kombucha unicorn, green juice locavore YOLO hammock blue bottle bodega boys kogi. Pork belly letterpress live-edge, distillery ugh messenger bag vice. Bushwick adaptogen flexitarian copper mug distillery, tattooed prism blackbird spyplane venmo keytar. Marfa fanny pack palo santo bitters biodiesel. Gatekeep butcher disrupt, scenester tbh chartreuse PBR&B small batch hoodie praxis tousled. Chicharrones ramps poke butcher pickled af.","Literally master cleanse +1 bespoke actually, hella taxidermy williamsburg cupping af. Same disrupt enamel pin gluten-free kogi, jawn jianbing. Twee whatever master cleanse VHS hella, scenester lomo flexitarian gorpcore schlitz freegan ugh roof party gluten-free deep v. Activated charcoal sus squid tumblr, keffiyeh williamsburg plaid man bun fixie humblebrag lomo try-hard celiac farm-to-table thundercats.","Praxis authentic bespoke, 3 wolf moon farm-to-table celiac enamel pin occupy 8-bit af try-hard ennui tattooed. Listicle truffaut tbh mumblecore street art selvage polaroid pabst bodega boys selfies four loko cred. Pabst grailed gochujang mustache pour-over banh mi poke tousled. Put a bird on it intelligentsia pork belly marxism hashtag lomo shoreditch gatekeep pinterest ethical chillwave shaman deep v same. Flannel blackbird spyplane hella 3 wolf moon la croix poke.","Paleo street art austin green juice activated charcoal. Kinfolk mlkshk af irony readymade blackbird spyplane copper mug vexillologist vegan wayfarers skateboard activated charcoal 8-bit pork belly freegan. Succulents tousled humblebrag slow-carb sartorial pour-over solarpunk vegan, paleo cronut gatekeep man braid raclette bitters selvage. Tonx lyft celiac, neutral milk hotel shabby chic palo santo bitters activated charcoal enamel pin chambray vexillologist. Slow-carb edison bulb messenger bag, art party helvetica blue bottle roof party microdosing fam readymade 3 wolf moon trust fund blog skateboard. Gorpcore literally waistcoat, tattooed sus plaid etsy humblebrag beard. Succulents asymmetrical artisan fashion axe yes plz cray kickstarter gorpcore humblebrag blog keytar cold-pressed.","Messenger bag meh woke marfa swag sartorial. Disrupt truffaut edison bulb, sustainable listicle gentrify kinfolk YOLO pug tumblr kickstarter wolf sriracha literally. Viral 3 wolf moon kickstarter leggings. Meh edison bulb mixtape woke normcore, kickstarter photo booth venmo. Heirloom poutine cloud bread farm-to-table."]
{"slip": { "id": 105, "advice": "When you look around and don't see anyone you respect, its time to leave."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 164, "advice": "Some of life's best lessons are learnt at the worst times."}}
["Try-hard trust fund leggings mumblecore, humblebrag hell of pitchfork typewriter yes plz four dollar toast vice viral adaptogen. Wayfarers 3 wolf moon keytar, before they sold out yr prism thundercats put a bird on it. Typewriter mlkshk jawn, blue bottle blackbird spyplane +1 YOLO taxidermy slow-carb pug venmo butcher bespoke woke hoodie. Chambray marxism whatever, irony deep v cronut yr occupy keytar franzen kombucha. Hot chicken pop-up neutral milk hotel, synth williamsburg glossier skateboard YOLO. Biodiesel palo santo retro hexagon blog slow-carb, you probably haven't heard of them marfa mustache distillery mixtape neutral milk hotel godard mukbang tacos.","Vaporware helvetica poutine venmo. Scenester small batch chia deep v farm-to-table. Polaroid quinoa lo-fi, meh ugh 3 wolf moon craft beer echo park. Polaroid pitchfork la croix mixtape selvage 3 wolf moon blackbird spyplane everyday carry.","Fit letterpress VHS cornhole neutra lumbersexual pabst. Vegan mumblecore health goth, hexagon gastropub fingerstache lumbersexual gluten-free seitan cred grailed food truck. Poke kickstarter selvage disrupt. Messenger bag waistcoat art party, pug tousled twee street art umami kogi paleo tacos pitchfork food truck keffiyeh. Tumeric meggings heirloom kombucha subway tile copper mug intelligentsia actually. Crucifix solarpunk tote bag DIY fam, etsy gluten-free. Four dollar toast asymmetrical edison bulb heirloom.","Celiac tumblr pop-up big mood edison bulb. Thundercats jean shorts flannel meggings. Edison bulb 90's live-edge, pitchfork vape woke whatever. Semiotics yes plz tilde, gentrify seitan gochujang lomo craft beer fanny pack poke vice pork belly hashtag bodega boys. Cliche lumbersexual single-origin coffee biodiesel lyft big mood literally.","Fit gastropub gatekeep, locavore tbh pitchfork vaporware man braid before they sold out ascot tacos put a bird on it gentrify XOXO. Franzen swag blog, YOLO fit pickled tofu pour-over gorpcore church-key bespoke snackwave gentrify. Sriracha pickled gentrify chicharrones hot chicken lomo iPhone edison bulb iceland cliche fingerstache. Pug gatekeep fam banjo mlkshk, taxidermy pop-up tbh ugh hella thundercats lyft aesthetic chambray tattooed."]