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{"type":"programming","setup":"Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?","punchline":"Because it's bitter like their code.","id":416}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the man put his money in the freezer?","punchline":"He wanted cold hard cash!","id":328}
{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?","punchline":"It was udder destruction.","id":87}
{"type":"programming","setup":"What goes after USA?","punchline":"USB.","id":383}
{"type":"general","setup":"How do you make the number one disappear?","punchline":"Add the letter G and it’s “gone”!","id":385}
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