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Mexico competed at the 2015 World Championships in Athletics in Beijing, China, from 22 to 30 August 2015.
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Big Bang! is the second album by English alternative rock group Fuzzbox, released in 1989. It includes four singles which reached the UK Singles Chart: \"International Rescue\", \"Pink Sunshine\", \"Self!\" and a cover of Yoko Ono's \"Walking on Thin Ice\".
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